Post by Jaqhama on Jan 22, 2009 15:25:05 GMT
The Snakeman...
Stephen Baldwin...sporting his normal, truly terrible haircut...is a guide in the Amazon jungle who is contracted to take a party of scientists on a search for a missing tribe of indians; who seem to have the ability to live for at least three hundred years.
Part of the mystery of thier longevity is tied up to that of their snake god...said god seemingly being of Greek origins.
(Trust me, you'll understand when you watch the movie.)
Of course snakey isn't much in the way of welcoming and a few of the party get gobbled up before you can say 'eat them alive'. ;D
Steve of course is the rugged, take no shit, macho man who treks thru the jungle in a camo jacket and cap.
As all pro guides do, because you wouldn't want the rest of your party to be able to follow you easily, would you?
Much better to wear camo gear so they have to struggle along, peering this way and that, to locate their guide.
There's plenty of snaking and screaming and shooting going on.
The buxom chested blonde lead female is constantly in front of the camera.
The special affects are fairly pitiful...think Clash of Titans...and you will think COT when you see the snake creature.
Lost Amazon tribe. Blokes with guns. Slithering monsters. Screaming blondes in tight singlet tops. Mercs with bigger guns and a trendy line in gucci-flage.
(Gucci-flage is how a lot of that all but useless urban coloured camo is referred to.)
Ah yes, it's all here. ;D
But the worst horror is Stephen Baldwin's hairstyle.
Will someone please, FFS, tell him to get his arse down to a barbers shop and drag a set of clippers over his head.
Enjoy.
Cheers: Jaq.
Stephen Baldwin...sporting his normal, truly terrible haircut...is a guide in the Amazon jungle who is contracted to take a party of scientists on a search for a missing tribe of indians; who seem to have the ability to live for at least three hundred years.
Part of the mystery of thier longevity is tied up to that of their snake god...said god seemingly being of Greek origins.
(Trust me, you'll understand when you watch the movie.)
Of course snakey isn't much in the way of welcoming and a few of the party get gobbled up before you can say 'eat them alive'. ;D
Steve of course is the rugged, take no shit, macho man who treks thru the jungle in a camo jacket and cap.
As all pro guides do, because you wouldn't want the rest of your party to be able to follow you easily, would you?
Much better to wear camo gear so they have to struggle along, peering this way and that, to locate their guide.
There's plenty of snaking and screaming and shooting going on.
The buxom chested blonde lead female is constantly in front of the camera.
The special affects are fairly pitiful...think Clash of Titans...and you will think COT when you see the snake creature.
Lost Amazon tribe. Blokes with guns. Slithering monsters. Screaming blondes in tight singlet tops. Mercs with bigger guns and a trendy line in gucci-flage.
(Gucci-flage is how a lot of that all but useless urban coloured camo is referred to.)
Ah yes, it's all here. ;D
But the worst horror is Stephen Baldwin's hairstyle.
Will someone please, FFS, tell him to get his arse down to a barbers shop and drag a set of clippers over his head.
Enjoy.
Cheers: Jaq.
