Post by blackabyss on Jun 6, 2010 18:25:25 GMT
This was going to be an entry in the Campaign For Real Fear competition but I missed the deadline and anyway I wasn't sure it fitted the criteria.
Facebook
What do they mean, "I've got no friends". I've got my facebook friends and my facebook friends are special, very special.
There's Julie, she's lovely..a dental assistant you know. Clever and very clean. Mark worked in an office doing, well, office stuff I assume.
You see my facebook friends are always there for me. Not like so called "real" people who just mess you around. The kind who only get in touch when they want something and then the rest of the time time they ignore you or worse they laugh at you. They laughed at me, they sniggered when I left the room. They cast these knowing smirks at each other when I walked past. They talked about me and they laughed at me until they needed something. Then they were nice.
And not like families who hurt you physically and mentally. Who hit you and laugh at you when you get things wrong. Who constantly want you to be different, like them even though you can only be yourself. Who torture you with expectation and suppress you with disappointement.
No give me a facebook friend any time and then you will have a friend for life. Someone who is always there for you, always waiting ready for you to speak to, laugh with, argue with.
Here's my latest facebook friend, her name is Sylvia. She works, sorry worked in a supermarket checkout. She is my twelfth facebook friend and my favourite to far. I hope to get thousands eventually but these things take time.
So now all I have to do is smooth out the skin, so delicate and smooth, see how pretty she looks. She had beautiful hair and eyes and you can still see a sort of smile. She is so special I will give her pride of place in my face book. There... her special page, I just need to place her there and she will be with me forever. Ready anytime I need a friend.
Oh yes..my facebook friends are very special...would you like to be my facebook friend?
What do they mean, "I've got no friends". I've got my facebook friends and my facebook friends are special, very special.
There's Julie, she's lovely..a dental assistant you know. Clever and very clean. Mark worked in an office doing, well, office stuff I assume.
You see my facebook friends are always there for me. Not like so called "real" people who just mess you around. The kind who only get in touch when they want something and then the rest of the time time they ignore you or worse they laugh at you. They laughed at me, they sniggered when I left the room. They cast these knowing smirks at each other when I walked past. They talked about me and they laughed at me until they needed something. Then they were nice.
And not like families who hurt you physically and mentally. Who hit you and laugh at you when you get things wrong. Who constantly want you to be different, like them even though you can only be yourself. Who torture you with expectation and suppress you with disappointement.
No give me a facebook friend any time and then you will have a friend for life. Someone who is always there for you, always waiting ready for you to speak to, laugh with, argue with.
Here's my latest facebook friend, her name is Sylvia. She works, sorry worked in a supermarket checkout. She is my twelfth facebook friend and my favourite to far. I hope to get thousands eventually but these things take time.
So now all I have to do is smooth out the skin, so delicate and smooth, see how pretty she looks. She had beautiful hair and eyes and you can still see a sort of smile. She is so special I will give her pride of place in my face book. There... her special page, I just need to place her there and she will be with me forever. Ready anytime I need a friend.
Oh yes..my facebook friends are very special...would you like to be my facebook friend?